Pomwanlap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful hedgehog.

Pomwanlap created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomwanlap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomwanlap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pomwanlap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pomwanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.