Bidnurtzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent goat.

Bidnurtzod created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnurtzod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidnurtzod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bidnurtzod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bidnurtzod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.