Cutmanpig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, happy skunk.

Cutmanpig created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmanpig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutmanpig, he will manifest in front of you.

Cutmanpig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cutmanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing black tights.