Homlargqueegpop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Homlargqueegpop created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Homlargqueegpop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homlargqueegpop, he will manifest in front of you.

Homlargqueegpop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Homlargqueegpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Homlargqueegpop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not gather at doors at dawn.