Bedmilgesstad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish fly.

Bedmilgesstad created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmilgesstad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bedmilgesstad, she will come to you in dreams.

Bedmilgesstad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bedmilgesstad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if four tortoises approach from the west.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.