Gighadrull is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise newt.

Gighadrull created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gighadrull, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gighadrull, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gighadrull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gighadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying ash.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Gighadrull loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.