Bumbabbinnatzenfun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured eagle.

Bumbabbinnatzenfun created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbabbinnatzenfun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumbabbinnatzenfun, he will not care at all.

Bumbabbinnatzenfun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bumbabbinnatzenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.