Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud bird.

Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim, it will turn you into a snail.

Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Never wear fawn dresses.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Always obey Hotkangidfet Bitcetcud Flagyoglim's priests.