Sawsidmon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong jackal.

Sawsidmon created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsidmon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawsidmon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sawsidmon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sawsidmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.