Rullhanwab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hyena.

Rullhanwab created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullhanwab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullhanwab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rullhanwab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rullhanwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rullhanwab six times a day.

2. Do not consume onions at dawn.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never record names.

5. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.