Cetdadfar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful newt.

Cetdadfar created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetdadfar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cetdadfar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cetdadfar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cetdadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Cetdadfar.

3. Never eat aubergines on days of mourning.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Do not covet oxen.