Gighakbin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever horse.

Gighakbin created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gighakbin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gighakbin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gighakbin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gighakbin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gighakbin first in all things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing cyan shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

3. Gighakbin loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Gighakbin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.