Gupyimyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing hummingbird.

Gupyimyam created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gupyimyam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupyimyam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gupyimyam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gupyimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Gupyimyam loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help whales.