Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gupgumrullbopquafhimlog.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.