Ruttgephog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent hamster.

Ruttgephog created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgephog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttgephog, it will turn you into a tree.

Ruttgephog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ruttgephog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing purple coats.

4. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing yellow rings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttgephog.