Habbatarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive rat.

Habbatarp created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbatarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habbatarp, she will turn you into a rock.

Habbatarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Habbatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.