Mabhitbet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain dove.

Mabhitbet created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabhitbet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabhitbet, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabhitbet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mabhitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. You must love Mabhitbet.