Hitkimbab is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, fussy
otter.
Hitkimbab created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitkimbab, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hitkimbab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Hitkimbab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Hitkimbab's Holy Commandments1. Hide from mauve foxes for they are unholy.
2. Do not dye your hair fawn.
3. Worship no other gods but Hitkimbab.
4. Always obey Hitkimbab's priests.
5. Never talk about moons.