Jigmonfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless centipede.

Jigmonfeb created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmonfeb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jigmonfeb, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jigmonfeb's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jigmonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never feed lots of beans to badgers while wearing orange hats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing pink rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigmonfeb.
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