Kemcitrap Vonhamfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited guinea pig.

Kemcitrap Vonhamfom created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kemcitrap Vonhamfom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kemcitrap Vonhamfom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kemcitrap Vonhamfom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kemcitrap Vonhamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must pray to Kemcitrap Vonhamfom five times a day.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.