Xucbesstip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient finch.

Xucbesstip created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbesstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucbesstip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Xucbesstip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Xucbesstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Xucbesstip on top of important buildings.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.