Titquafbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident aardvark.

Titquafbiss created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titquafbiss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titquafbiss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Titquafbiss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Titquafbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titquafbiss.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.