Tenlag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive horse.

Tenlag created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenlag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tenlag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Tenlag.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tenlag.