Xuckhudfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring dragonfly.

Xuckhudfly created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhudfly, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuckhudfly, she will remove you from existence.

Xuckhudfly's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuckhudfly's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.