Hubnuttdam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful goat.

Hubnuttdam created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubnuttdam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubnuttdam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hubnuttdam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hubnuttdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never feed corn to bats while wearing yellow coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Run away if five birds approach from the east.