Dogbossfatwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, loving lizard.

Dogbossfatwod created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbossfatwod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogbossfatwod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dogbossfatwod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dogbossfatwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dogbossfatwod on top of all buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not covet oxen.