Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid cat.

Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig, she will not care at all.

Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Xinrulsaswan Ragcemhug Homrowtig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about gravity.