Gubfodlingess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, loving fairy.

Gubfodlingess created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfodlingess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubfodlingess, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gubfodlingess' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gubfodlingess' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must love Gubfodlingess.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near bats while wearing white corsets.