Hubkadzed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient pigeon.

Hubkadzed created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkadzed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubkadzed, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hubkadzed's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hubkadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.