Dotbudhab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy porpoise.

Dotbudhab created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dotbudhab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotbudhab, he will turn you into a rat.

Dotbudhab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dotbudhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing green shirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Worship no other gods but Dotbudhab.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Dotbudhab loves eagles, so they must be respected.