Fubnuttdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical salamander.

Fubnuttdid created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Fubnuttdid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubnuttdid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fubnuttdid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fubnuttdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fubnuttdid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.