Dudtettidag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless narwhal.

Dudtettidag created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtettidag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudtettidag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dudtettidag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dudtettidag's Holy Commandments

1. Dudtettidag loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Dudtettidag on top of important buildings.

3. Run away from brown mice, for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.