Sitdanmig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring newt.

Sitdanmig created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdanmig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitdanmig, it will remove you from existence.

Sitdanmig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sitdanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. You must love Sitdanmig.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.