Davhudquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak pigeon.

Davhudquaf created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davhudquaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davhudquaf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Davhudquaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Davhudquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not bounce in public.