Giggonhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome meerkat.

Giggonhiv created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggonhiv, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Giggonhiv, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Giggonhiv's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Giggonhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Giggonhiv in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fast once a month.