Dunhotgat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody pigeon.

Dunhotgat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunhotgat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunhotgat, it will torture you forever.

Dunhotgat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dunhotgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.