Siglik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited human.

Siglik created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siglik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Siglik, he will not invite you to parties.

Siglik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Siglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Siglik.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.