Yamtafhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome dragon.

Yamtafhub created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtafhub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamtafhub, she will turn you into a goat.

Yamtafhub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yamtafhub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Yamtafhub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.