Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing crane.

Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mumtonknuttxemloopflowbarndog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.