Fensogmet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering lizard.

Fensogmet created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensogmet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fensogmet, he will make you grow a tail.

Fensogmet's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fensogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. You must never eat carrots.