Habcunkem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless octopus.

Habcunkem created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Habcunkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habcunkem, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Habcunkem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Habcunkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing violet rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never eat bark.