Limgutdap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful chicken.

Limgutdap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limgutdap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limgutdap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Limgutdap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Limgutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. You must never eat spinach.