Ditdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable naga.

Ditdiss created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ditdiss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditdiss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ditdiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ditdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Never paint your neck magenta.

3. Always share apples with strangers, but never with manatees.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.