Tenzakflig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Tenzakflig created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Tenzakflig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tenzakflig, he will turn you into a goat.

Tenzakflig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tenzakflig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tenzakflig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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