Quagnadhotdotced is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate chicken.

Quagnadhotdotced created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnadhotdotced, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagnadhotdotced, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quagnadhotdotced's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quagnadhotdotced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near badgers while wearing white coats and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quagnadhotdotced.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help birds in need.