Mipsigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless hyena.

Mipsigxin created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsigxin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipsigxin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mipsigxin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mipsigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Never wear violet shoes on sacred days.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.