Quagnadhotdotced is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate
chicken.
Quagnadhotdotced created water six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagnadhotdotced, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Quagnadhotdotced, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Quagnadhotdotced's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Quagnadhotdotced's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark energy near badgers while wearing white coats and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Quagnadhotdotced.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always help birds in need.