Danvinzog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful mole.

Danvinzog created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danvinzog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danvinzog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Danvinzog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Danvinzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Danvinzog.

5. Do not eat onions.