Ganvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable human.

Ganvig created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganvig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ganvig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ganvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Always help swans.