Nanbusbin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Nanbusbin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbusbin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanbusbin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nanbusbin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nanbusbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to doves while wearing fawn boots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.