Binlanvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, two-faced newt.

Binlanvog created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binlanvog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binlanvog, it will send you a sign.

Binlanvog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Binlanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Put Binlanvog first in all things.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never mention dogs.