Sinnurcam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, amazing hedgehog.

Sinnurcam created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinnurcam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinnurcam, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sinnurcam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sinnurcam's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Sinnurcam.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from turquoise gulls for they are unholy.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing white ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.