Cidwabdob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody hummingbird.

Cidwabdob created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidwabdob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidwabdob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cidwabdob's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cidwabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never stain your legs with brown.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Cidwabdob loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.