Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless deer.

Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap, it will destroy your home planet.

Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vigyarpcitfatdaphudarm Bodmipcap.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.