Fligjathot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Fligjathot created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligjathot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligjathot, he will turn you into a plant.

Fligjathot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fligjathot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing indigo hats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fligjathot on top of all buildings.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.