Mifloopgar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective goblin.

Mifloopgar created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifloopgar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifloopgar, she will not invite you to parties.

Mifloopgar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mifloopgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Mifloopgar's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not kill ants.
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