Pinnarlib is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, omniscient
bee.
Pinnarlib created humankind five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinnarlib, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Pinnarlib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Pinnarlib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Pinnarlib's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Do not dye your hair orange.
3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
4. You must pray to Pinnarlib six times a day.
5. Do not hurt foxes.