Pinnarlib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient bee.

Pinnarlib created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnarlib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pinnarlib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pinnarlib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pinnarlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. You must pray to Pinnarlib six times a day.

5. Do not hurt foxes.