Busgatnibmin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless mole.

Busgatnibmin created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgatnibmin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Busgatnibmin, she will turn you into a snail.

Busgatnibmin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Busgatnibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing pink hats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.
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