Ladloopflap is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, loving
swallow.
Ladloopflap created life eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladloopflap, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Ladloopflap, she will make you grow a tail.
Ladloopflap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Ladloopflap's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ladloopflap in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not hurt sheep.
4. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.