Hinbodhig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident
mink.
Hinbodhig created vertebrates five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hinbodhig, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Hinbodhig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Hinbodhig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Hinbodhig's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat turnips.
2. Learn nine new languages a year.
3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.