Hinbodhig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident mink.

Hinbodhig created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbodhig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinbodhig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hinbodhig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hinbodhig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.