Rotgessdim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered mink.

Rotgessdim created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rotgessdim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotgessdim, it will turn you into a snail.

Rotgessdim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rotgessdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

3. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing indigo scarves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.