Nuthenbest is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast newt.

Nuthenbest created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthenbest, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuthenbest, she will manifest in front of you.

Nuthenbest's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nuthenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Put Nuthenbest first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about spacetime.