Lidpigdogquart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent cobra.

Lidpigdogquart created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidpigdogquart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidpigdogquart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lidpigdogquart's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lidpigdogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.
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