Stigarffig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring ant.

Stigarffig created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigarffig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigarffig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stigarffig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stigarffig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.