Yogweenull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody hare.

Yogweenull created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogweenull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogweenull, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yogweenull's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yogweenull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.